Crossing borders

If you cross the North Korean border illegally
You get 12 years hard labour.

If you cross the Iranian border illegally
You are detained indefinitely.

If you cross the Afghan border illegally
You get shot.

If you cross the Saudi Arabian border illegally
You will be jailed.

If you cross the Chinese border illegally
You may never be heard again.

If you cross the Venezuelan border illegally
You will be branded a spy and your fate will be sealed.

If you cross the Cuban border illegally
You will be thrown into political prison to rot.

If you cross the British border illegally
You will be arrested, prosecuted and sent to prison and deported

If you are an Indonesian/Filipino Muslim and cross the Malaysian border illegally


You will get:
- My PR (Permanent Residence)
- A driving license
- Voting rights

5 comments:

黃昱行黃昱行 said...

優質的好部落格,需要大家的支持!..................................................................

文王廷 said...

真正仁慈的人,會忘記他們做過的善行,他們全心投入現在的工作,過去的事已被遺忘。.................................................

文岳仲君 said...

融會貫通的智慧,永遠不會被遺忘。..................................................

家唐銘 said...

缺少智慧,就是缺少一切..................................................

張忠張鴻水玉 said...

Knowledge is a treasure, but practice is the key to it.................................................

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