(Letter from a fund raiser for George W Bush's monument )
Dear Friends:
I have the distinguished honor of being on the committee to raise$5,000,000 for a monument of George W. Bush. We originally wanted to put him on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room for two more faces.

We then decided to erect a statue of George W in the Washington, D.C. HallOf Fame. We were in a quandary as to where the statue should be placed. It was not proper to place it beside the statue of George Washington, whonever told a lie, or beside Richard Nixon, who never told the truth, sinceGeorge could never tell the difference.

We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest Republican of them all. He didn't know where he was going, and when he gotthere he did not know where he was. He returned not knowing where he hadbeen, destroyed the well-being of the majority of the population while he was there, and did it all on someone else's money.
Thank you.
George W. Bush Monument Committee(so far we have collected $1.35)

PS: A CT scan of GWB's brain had earlier revealed that on his left hemisphere there was nothing right, while on the right hemisphere therewas nothing left.

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